katie_holmes_tom_cruise_weddings_celebrity_weddings.jpgIf you spend £2.5 million on a mansion you would hope that it wouldn’t smell like shit!

The horrendous stench has been caused by Tom and Katie’s neighbors at Dormans Park village emptying their garden drains.  Neighbor Emma Tanning told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “The pong is absolutely putrid when the cesspits are being empties. If Tom moves in before the work is completed it won’t be smelling very pretty. I don’t think Katie will be happy.”

Surrey District councillor Robert Bisset admitted: “Dormans Park is a real mess. They are in the process of putting in sewers but it’s a big job.”  This is expected to continue well into 2007.